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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

PERSONALS

TO SUBMIT A PERSONAL:

Personals are $10 for two months, or 4 months for $15. The maximum number of words is 40. If you wish to exceed 40 words, each additional word is 20 cents. For example, a 50-word personal for two months will cost $12.00. Numbers count as one word. Hyphenated words (for example, "50-word" and "either/or") count as two. When in doubt, count it.

The Chronicle will not print sexually explicit ads. The Chronicle reserves the right to edit to conform to our policy and style and if your payment is incorrect.

Personals must be received by the first of the month in order to be included in the next month's issue. Include your forwarding address and a signed statement that you are over 18. Please print legibly your name, address and phone number on the same piece of paper as your personal ad and your signed statement. All ads will be assigned a box number, no direct responses will be allowed. All names of advertisers and respondents are kept strictly confidential. Ads will not be returned. Send your personal and payment to Box 30634, Cleveland, OH 44130. Checks and money orders are payable to the Gay Peoples Chronicle or GPC.

TO RESPOND TO A PERSONAL WITH A BOX NUMBER:

Enclose your reply in a plain, STAMPED envelope with your return address in the upper left hand comer and the BOX NUMBER in the lower left hand corner. Place the envelope or envelopes in a larger envelope, with $1 for EACH reply. Mail replies to Box 30634, Cleveland, OH 44130.

Bi Female 25, pretty, shapely, cheerful and playful. Have one child, enjoys homelife and dining out, movies and quiet evenings. Seek similar attractive female for friendship. Box #213.

CLASSIFIEDS

Classified ads are due on the first of the month (30 days before publication). Ad costs are $10 for the first 25 words and $5 for each additional 15 words. No sexually explicit ads will be accepted. Please send copy to Box 5426, Cleveland, OH 44101. All ads must include payment.

HARD-DRIVING Computer Consultant will make your hardand software user-friendly. I will set up and install your IBM/compatible PC, provide individualized tutoring, and program with Lotus or dBase, 261-5137. Leave message.

The Chronicle is looking for a few good writers. Reporters needed for growing newspaper. Serious inquires only! 321-1129

Massage by College of Massotherapy graduate. Call Robert voice or TTY (216) 267-1651.

Dykes to Watch Out For

FIX UP

1989 by ALISON BECHDEL

WELL, AT LEAST SHE'S BEING HONEST! THAT'S A MAJOR BREAKTHROUGH!

August, 1989

GBF, Busy doctor newly relocated to Cleveland. Would like to meet an intelligent, attractive, feminine GBF. I enjoy dining out, theater, books and funk nights at disco. If you can stand to be pampered and you are secure enough to handle Scorpion Fire please respond. Box #194

GWF, 32, West Sider, Feminine seeks feminine companionship, 25-45. Professional. Sincere, Sense of Humor and values. Diversified interests; museums, nature, golf, the Tribe, camping, photography, biking, theater, hiking, walking. I like life and all it offers. Spirituality important in my life. Looking for companionship-maybe more? But companionship first! Box #196

GBF30, full-figured seeks enthusiastic GF. I asked my Mother and five of my friends to choose one word they felt best describes me and this is what they've come up with: inventive, eccentric, complex, original, animated and loquacious. Now, if you've been in the market for an inventive, eccentric, complex, original, animated and loquacious woman than look no further. I enjoy: a good game of scrabble, time spent with friends, walks with my dogs and intense, stirring violin concertos. Box #215

Energetic, vibrant, sensual woman seeks spontaneous good times and serious conversation. Dancing and dining (I'm a great cook) inspire me-drinking doesn't. Dedicated Lakers fan. I love nurturing living things-children, animals, plants and friendships. Can you stand a little pampering? Box #206.

GWF, 33, devout eccentric. Appreciates unusual, off-the-wall aspects to everyday like. Demanding Occupation makes home life important. Likes reading, writing, jazz and classical music. Nonsmoker, non-drinker, non-sports fan. Friendship desired as long you're not psychotic or under age 27 #190

HELP WANTED to learn various trades, electrical, plumbing, painting, wallpaper hanging & cleaning houses with House Doctor. Please call 468-0720.

Celebrity Circumcision: 15-year study reveals cut/uncut status of 1700 celebrities. List available for $7. Quarterly newsletters reveal how information was secured and provide forum for both pro and anti-circumcision viewpoints, with many personal anecdotes, photos. Sample newsletter available:$5 Write: Chuck Thompson, PO Box 691024, Hollywood, CA 90069.

Massages. Very sensuous, erotic, and totally stimulating by young blond muscular male. Stripping also available for parties or privately. Call me for appointment. Gary 943-2904

AS LOIS AWAITS A CALL FROM

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HER BELOVED...

IF ANYBODY PHONES WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER, COME GET ME

TONI, I SUPPORT YOU BEING IN TOUCH WITH YOUR RAGE BUT LET'S TRY AND KEEP OUR COMMENTS CONSTRUCTIVE

Cconrmutu oPrage Ty

THINGS DEVELOP APACE IN THE TROUBLED CONJUGAL LIFE OF CLARICE & TON!!

I SENSE SOME HOSTILITY, TONI.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BOTH GANGING UP ON ME! SOI SLEPT WITH SOMEONE ELSE! IT WAS JUST A FLING! I LOVE YOU, TON!!

University

Sevees of SOCIAL WORK ANA SANTIAGO CLINICAL SOCIAL WORKER

IT'S NOT JUST THAT YOU SLEPT WITH GINGER... IT'S THAT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!

GWF, 28, Feminine professional in cast suburbs. I've been to the bars and I've been to the events, but I haven't met you yet. Like me, you're attractive, honest, ambitious, intelligent and have a variety of interests that are not addictive. I've never written a personal ad and you've never answered one, perhaps that's why we've never met. Maybe it's time we did. Box #205

Men, tired of everyday boring monotonous routine? Feel unsatisfied? If so, this tall thin, discreet professional gentleman will arouse all your senses into ecstasy! Box #170

There are choices... Come explore the possibilities! Interested in meeting, socializing with, learning about, or getting support from bisexual/gay professional men? Have someone to share with who understands and cares. Write box #173

Have plane ticket will travel! Just a casual handsome GWM in his early fifties would like to meet nice looking man aged 25-40 who loves to have fun. Interests we might share include ballet, food, theater, and of course TRAVEL Box #172

GWM, 35, 6'2", 180#, Prof, br/hazel, attr, seeks slender 18-24, for dinners, dancing, theater, friendship, possible relationship. Sincere only, no hustlers. I will respond. Box 166.

GWM, 30's 5'8", 155#, Br/Bl. Looking for someone comfortable with their sexuality & self-image, ages 30-45. If you seek mental & physical intimacy write box 183.

"Friends & Neighbors" forming as a male support group, an alternative to the bars, a reliable network & source of friends. Inquire with name & phone. Box 185

GM... Secure, fun loving, good looking, emotionally responsive and masculine... hopes to hear from an appealing, thoughtful, slightly shy guy age 33 to 45. I am 5'6", 135#, brown hair/eyes. Hope you ar 5'5" to 5'11", trim and know the man you are doesn't need to be "prepackaged" by Scandinavian. (well maybe, for Cher or Heather...) Let's meet and see where it might lead us! Oh, this ad is not for casual sex... (white tie requested). Box #204

GWM 21, 5'11", 140 lbs. br/hzl somewhat shy romantic looking for fun loving, sincere GWM 20-25 150# & under who wants to build an honest relationship. Should enjoy cuddling & conversation... Like being outdoors, biking, swimming & dancing. Tired of one night stands or going home alone, respond with photo & phone. NO Drugs! Box #207.

GWM 23,5'11", 180, dark brown, brown eyes. Seeking GWM, who wants a serious lasting monogamous relationship. And can believe in "with love to guide us, nothing can divide us." I'm tired of games and thrill seekers. If you exist GWM, lets communicate. NO fems, Fats. Box #208

HOSTILITY?! HOW ABOUT MURDEROUS WRATH? I'VE BEEN BETRAYED, LIED TO, MADE A FOOL OF! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, KISS AND MAKE UP ?

OH, IF I'D TOLD YOU, EVERYTHING WOULD'VE BEEN HUNKY DORY, HUH?

CLARICE, WHAT DOES THIS BRING UP FOR YOU?

Akron/Cleve GWM, 62, 200#, 6'1", hairy, seeks masc. type over 40 for possible relationship. Enjoy sports, boats, music, love. Box #191

GWM, divorced, almost 40, 5'8", 152#, likes dinners and Conversation, Seeks same 30-45, spirted and spontaneous, willing to explore friendship. Box #192

GWM, 28, 6'2", 175#, professional, seeks individuals for friendships. I recently moved to Cleveland to be with my lover and miss others to talk with. Enjoy many activities from movies to scuba diving. Will respond to all. Box # 193. GWM, 32, 5'11", 170#, I am masculine & discreet w/a healthy attitude toward a completely monogamous (possible permanent) relationship. Looking for someone the same as me, but not the same. Nonsmoker/drinker/drugs/no fats/fems not into bars, sincere, honest, believe in God, decent morals. Box #192b.

WM, 32, professional, straight looking am seeking wms 25 and up for friendship. Enjoy quiet evenings, volleyball, boating, swimming and much more. No fems or outward gay acting please. Must have goals; be upward mobile and no games. Box #201

GWM, 35, xxxx exhibitionist-kinky, decadent, submissive seeks audience and playmates. Toys, parties, costumes, games, general entertainment, mild S&M. Excellent butler, waiter, houseboy. No heavy pain. Evenings or weekends. Box #203

Young "Pirate"--Sat. July 1, 1989, we sat on the edge of the raised dance floor at Numbers. Glad you didn't have any wooden legs. We could have talked more! Drop a line and we'll continue. Scott Box #209.

Richard Cowdery 105th and Euclid January 19, 1963-

Do you remember his last party? Were you there? There was a national newspaper strike. Much buried in those days before Stonewall. Please help me unearth it. Strictly confidential. Any information welcome. Box #210.

GWM early 30's, looks 20's, nice looking professional. Enjoys and appreciates exotic foods, foreign films, travel and male companionship. Would like to meet a fun loving Asian or Middle Eastern man 25-38 for friendship/relationship. Box #211.

GWM 5'9" 165 lbs well built, very sincere. Interest include outdoor activities, motor sports, movies. Straight acting and appearing and want same who is smooth late 20's early 30's and not afraid of a real friendship or commitment. Phone/photo appreciated. Box # 212.

GWM 39, 5'11", 170 lbs, attractive, sincere. Wishes to meet interesting, intelligent, attractive men for friendship and possible relationship. Send photo and/or write. Box #214.

HUH?

WHAT ARE YOU FEELING RIGHT NOW?

UM... LIKE I WISH I WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE.

I THINK MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOR US TO CLARIFY YOUR GOALS HERE. WHY DID YOU DECIDE TO COME TO THERAPY TOGETHER?

ISN'T THAT WHAT You DO WHEN YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS FALLING APART?

CAN'T YOU JUST FIX

US?

WE'RE NOT TALKING TOASTER OVENS HERE. I'M AFRAID IT'LL BE JUST A TAD MORE COMPLICATED THAN THAT...

Dykes to Watch Out For

THE

PROPOSAL

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TONI, ONE MORE NIGHTON THAT COUCH AND THE DAMAGE TO MY SPINE WILL BE PERMANENT.

SO CALL A CHIROPRACTOR

I MISS you.

IN THE MORNING.

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OKAY, GET IN.

I MISS YOU TOO

AW, TONI! THIS IS SO NICE! You

FEEL SO GOOD!

YOU TOO. WHAT HAPPENED TO US, CLARICE? WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?

WELL, LEMME SEE... I THINK EVERYTHING STARTED TO GO WRONG WHEN YOU DECIDED WE SHOULD HAVE A BABY.

OH, IS THAT RIGHT? WELL AS ! RECALL, EVERYTHING STARTED TO GO WRONG WHEN YOU WERE WORKING ON THE CONFERENCE MORNING, NOON, AND LET'S NOT FORGET NIGHT, WITH GINGER!

TONI, I WAS FEELING SO PRESSURED ABOUT MAKING A COMMITMENT TO YOU... SLEEPING WITH GINGER WAS JUST A WAY TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM!

I UNDERSTAND. BUT I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THAT, CLARICE.

I KNOW ME NEITHER. IN FACT, I'VE BEEN THINKING MAYBE WE SHOULD... UM... YOU KNOW... GET MARRIED.

YEAH! I'VE GIVEN IT A

SLEEPING ON THE WHAAAT? LOT OF THOUGHT! I WANT COUCH HAS DONE ARE YOU US TO HAVE A REAL, TAN PERMANENT DAMSERIOUS? GIBLE COMMITMENT! A AGE. TO YOUR CEREMONY EVERYTHING! BRAIN!

WELL INVITE ALL OUR FRIENDS... SHOULD WE WEAR GOWNS OR TUXEDOS? WE COULD EVEN GO ON A HONEYMOON.